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The Rules
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| Rule #1: |
Always keep them guessing. |
| Rule #2: |
When adults start winning an argument by force of logic—immediately change the subject. |
| Rule #3: |
Never underestimate your intuition. Treat your psychic feelings like the gifts they are, and they’ll serve you forever. Ignore them, and they’ll wither and die. |
| Rule #4: |
Remember, good looks are only something you use when you need to— otherwise, they’re a nuisance. |
| Rule #5: |
Never be obvious with boys. |
| Rule #6: |
Don’t let adults get too deeply involved in your problems. It’s like feeding pigeons—they’ll never go away if you do. |
| Rule #7: |
Use the guilt approach whenever possible—adults are always guilty about something—why not let it be about how horribly they treated you? |
| Rule #8: |
Don’t forgive too easily, it encourages bad behavior. |
| Rule #9: |
Never go anywhere without lip gloss and a comb tucked away in a pocket. |
| Rule #10: |
Never fall in love unless you absolutely have to. |
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